But today it is a day to give the brain a rest from all those heavy thoughts and inject some laughter. So here I go...
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cruel move, the proprietors of a chocolate catalog purchased the mailing list of a weight-loss organization. Chocolate sales rose almost immediately, but the weight-loss group wised up and now keeps it clients' names to itself.
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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I suck at joke telling...I don't think I could even reprint one that would end up being funny...that is why I simply have sarcastic wit...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles.
such a corny joke but here it is
ReplyDelete"what did one elevator say to the other elevator?"
"I think I am coming down with something"
lol pure cheese
Kyle, sarcastic wit is indeed a necessary skill in life.
ReplyDeleteLauren, I like cheese! Talking elevators would be a bit creepy though :-)
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://thepoliticaltipster.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/swingometer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thepoliticaltipster.wordpress.com/2007/11/17/can-we-use-the-swingometer-to-predict-us-elections/&h=169&w=218&sz=5&tbnid=AZDl3Ds9eXenBM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSwingometer&usg=__VFy9ZMOaEVLqvpbtpZ2rcKw3-4o=&ei=CCLlS9OlGZq60gTU9-C0AQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image&ved=0CCQQ9QEwAg sorry its such a long link lol....but I thought you would like to see it lol.
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Blue, thanks. That was an interesting read. With our electoral system in the US you do have to apply any predictability tools to each state. Prediction the country as a whole can make for good debate but is usually futile.
ReplyDeleteThese were really cute, gave me a chuckle.
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