Responsibility 199, what is it?

Responsibility 199 is a belief; I believe that to be healthy and to increase my longevity I need to weigh 199 pounds or less...
Responsibility 199 is a need; I need to reduce my weight, reduce my percentage of body fat, and the elevated threat of disease my present condition presents...
Responsibility 199 is a mission; I recognize that achieving 199 will be a challenge, perhaps the hardest I have ever undertaken...
Responsibility 199 is a commitment; I acknowledge that I must commit to action, commit to change, commit to myself and those I love to achieve this mission, to increase my longevity...
Responsibility 199 is ME.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Day 218 - Joke Smile Repeat

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Sunday wouldn't be Sunday without at least one shout out. This week I want to share from Kerri of katdoesdiets her current youtube giveaway.
Cool giveaway for anyone looking for some ab help.

Our hunt continues today. Look forward to getting back home Monday and sharing a few thoughts of our weekend. Until then, let the fun of a few simple jokes to give you cause to smile before you move on. The picture up above did it for me recently...

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A hunter was serving venison to his family.
Knowing that they would not knowingly eat deer meat he refused to tell them what they were eating.
He only said, "We're eating what your mother sometimes calls me."
The kids spit the meat out and started screaming "Yuck! We're eating asshole!"

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Classic bumper sticker found on a hunter's pick up truck:
If a man is alone in the forest,
and there are no women around,
is he still wrong?

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Responsibility 199 - Gotta Do It!!

5 comments:

  1. Okay these are cute jokes and I love them. I am at deer camp this weekend and I am going to tell them to hubby when he gets up. Have a great Sunday.

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  2. I fed one of my high school friends deer burger one time without telling her. When I finally fessed up she immediately was ill and didn't speak to me for a week.

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  3. I had to steal your joke about the family eating the venison lol

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  4. ok I NEEEED THAT BUMPER STICKER FOR MY DAD (she shouts)

    or a tee.

    off to search cafe press.

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  5. Too funny Patrick lol Loved the jokes.

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