Responsibility 199, what is it?

Responsibility 199 is a belief; I believe that to be healthy and to increase my longevity I need to weigh 199 pounds or less...
Responsibility 199 is a need; I need to reduce my weight, reduce my percentage of body fat, and the elevated threat of disease my present condition presents...
Responsibility 199 is a mission; I recognize that achieving 199 will be a challenge, perhaps the hardest I have ever undertaken...
Responsibility 199 is a commitment; I acknowledge that I must commit to action, commit to change, commit to myself and those I love to achieve this mission, to increase my longevity...
Responsibility 199 is ME.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Day 343 - Laugh At It

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Ok, lets think something other than cancer stuff this weekend. Nothing I can do for now other than be healthy & happy until the PET Scan this coming Wednesday.

Here are some short letters some people we know have written, Some of these may push the envelope on taste or poli-corr, still I hope you enjoy...

Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Still fantasizing about them?
Sincerely,
Logic
 
Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
 
Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? How'd that happen?!
Sincerely,
1985
 
Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin 
 
Dear Osama Bin Laden, Marco....
Sincerely,
United States
 
Dear Batman, What was your superpower again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Snooki, GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka
 
 
Responsibility 199 - Gotta Do It!!

18 comments:

  1. Patrick, i have just read back through your blog, i am sorry i have been out of the loop for so long and missed the recent news of your health.

    I am sorry to hear your news, but may i just say that i am so pleased to see you writing about it, keeping yourself positive and being honest with yourself-that keeps you strong.

    I will be thinking of you and checking in for updates .

    Sending you a gazillion wellwishes

    xx
    lesley

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  2. Still keeping, you in my thoughts, Patrick. These are hilarious. Thanks for making me smile this morning. :)

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  3. I am glad I'm not the only one who has been out of the loop! Alkaline your body, dude! Have a good weekend!

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  4. So, in my reading about candida, I have learned that like candida, cancer cannot flourish in an alkaline body. Check out wholeapproach.com for ideas on reducing the alkalinity in your bod. Just an idea.

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  5. Please forgive me for thinking this is funny, I know I am a horrible person, but Autotunes (?) did a remix of an incident where J.B. got hit with the head with a water bottle that someone threw on the stage. I don't approve of the behavior, but if you look up the vid, I more than chortled at the musical rendition of it...

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  6. baaahahaahaahahahahah. ok, maybe it was more of a chuckle, but I like.

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  7. Just what I needed this beautiful Saturday morning! Try to enjoy your weekend!

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  8. "Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
    Still fantasizing about them?
    Sincerely,
    Logic "

    OMG! YES! I thought the same thing. Always have! Vampires are always seducing, but they can't get it up! When will people learn! LOL!

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  9. Cheers Patrick...that gave me quite a few chuckles.

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  10. oh..the waiting...and the silliest we search out to distract...Thanks for the distraction and your humor!

    (Saturday's are my day to catch up on the week) The wait is the worst in all of it..huh..

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  11. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny Patrick! Ya got to wonder when some of these people you described above are making tons of money for doing nothing or bad behavior.. craziness!

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  12. I love that you're keeping up a positive attitude, Patrick. This will serve you well. Very much in your corner on this. Alan

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  13. I almost spit out my water when I read the Sarah Palin one. Love it! Funny post!

    Sarah
    notaneffingdiet.blogspot.com

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  14. thinking about you...

    and my daughter? sorry. she's not. she's thinking about the Bieber :)

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  15. Ha ha ha. Giggles. Thanks. I needed that.

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  16. Okay this gave me a much needed laugh. Thanks..

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