Here are some short letters some people we know have written, Some of these may push the envelope on taste or poli-corr, still I hope you enjoy...
Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Still fantasizing about them?
Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? How'd that happen?!
Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Dear Osama Bin Laden, Marco....
Dear Batman, What was your superpower again?
Dear Snooki, GET BACK TO WORK!
Responsibility 199 - Gotta Do It!!